(zerop *brain*)



📅 2025-03-19 @ 21:56
Not only is there no deep state to save us all, soon enough there might not even be a state.


📅 2025-03-14 @ 07:19
Cheeses, some things just age like milk!


📅 2025-03-03 @ 22:17
Only the illiterate base would not see the manufactured outrage for Zelensky for what it is.


📅 2025-03-01 @ 18:37
The actions of the land of the free sure is sending a new clear message to Europe.


📅 2025-02-28 @ 19:49
It's bad enough that there is war in your country, but then you have to spend time with the absolute morons in the whitehouse on top of it all.


📅 2025-02-25 @ 13:23
Are journalists calling the US isolationist not at all in contact with those reporting on the constant threat of annexation, be it Greenland, Panama, Canda or Gaza?


📅 2025-02-11 @ 15:32
Come join my disingenuous peoples tribe!


📅 2025-02-10 @ 11:38
Damn well you should own up to this otter failure!


📅 2025-02-03 @ 15:13
New invention: the anonymous suggestion box for married couples.


📅 2025-02-03 @ 14:15
If you need further proof that God is an elderly man just consider that he made heaven and earth but haven't figured out TikTok yet.


📅 2025-01-31 @ 11:32
The DeepSeek controversy is making the miniature violin market explode!


📅 2025-01-31 @ 09:08
With the advent of AI its your time to shine "idea people".


📅 2025-01-29 @ 11:46
XML standards are neat little envelopes you fill with your propriatory assumptions for the interoperability masquerade.


📅 2025-01-29 @ 09:46
Good advertising is just the successful creation of an association between what you lust and can't have with what is readily available.


📅 2025-01-29 @ 09:35
Somewhere past fourty you start asking yourself if there is more to life than just work and coffee.


📅 2025-01-29 @ 09:33
Some errors are so good you just have to repeat them.


📅 2025-01-28 @ 21:10
Dropshipping, noun, the online procurement of goods of such low quality that they resemble droppings.


📅 2025-01-28 @ 09:08
Workout soreness is just very vivid muscle memories.


📅 2025-01-28 @ 08:54
Moving back the deadline is a great idea, this way we can shoot through it sooner.


📅 2025-01-26 @ 17:03
I want a EU travel ban for Musk an his ilk implemented yesterday!


📅 2025-01-21 @ 22:55
Some people aren't responsible enough to bear arms, they probably should schedule an amputation.


📅 2024-12-30 @ 22:48
As far as I'm concerned Elon Musk can take his money and shove it until he explodes.


📅 2024-12-18 @ 15:56
Apparently in some nightmares when you ask to see the manager, the manager turns out to be a human sized mole.


📅 2024-12-17 @ 21:10
Apparently the president elect is borderline insane, he needs his meds and a world atlas.


📅 2024-12-16 @ 20:01
To live life to its fullest extent sounds both dangerous and amoral to me.


📅 2024-12-16 @ 19:59
Sometimes parenting takes the form of negotiating with terrorists.


📅 2024-12-16 @ 19:50
If you take several pain killers in a row, does that make them serial pain killers?


📅 2024-12-10 @ 20:16
What happened to Syria is a sad story.


📅 2024-12-10 @ 20:14
It's easy to believe dogs to be smart because they never prove this thesis wrong by voicing their thoughts.


📅 2024-11-27 @ 09:52
For a dog owner there is only two kinds of days; those when it rains and those when it doesn't.