Apparently in some nightmares when you ask to see the
manager, the manager turns out to be a human sized mole.
Apparently the president elect is borderline insane, he
needs his meds and a world atlas.
To live life to its fullest extent sounds both dangerous
and amoral to me.
Sometimes parenting takes the form of negotiating with
terrorists.
If you take several pain killers in a row, does that make
them serial pain killers?
What happened to Syria is a sad story.
It's easy to believe dogs to be smart because they never
prove this thesis wrong by voicing their thoughts.
For a dog owner there is only two kinds of days; those when
it rains and those when it doesn't.
Journalists keep reiterating the totally unfounded idea
that Elon Musk is of above average mental capacity when
every available evidence points to the opposite conclusion,
do they not understand how this reflect on themselves?
A dog is a gift to anyone wanting to learn how to live in
the present.
The social contract needs to be rebuilt from the ground up
on the foundation on logic and humanism and no one is going
to do it for us.
If world war three goes well nobody might even show up for
world war four.
Trying to tap into the news feels like putting your head
into a bee hive.
According to my news sources the leader of the free world
is going to be Beavis and Butthead.
Enjoy your shit sandwich americans!
Attempting to delegate work will only leave you inheriting
someone elses mess.
With enough work anything is possible, but this is also
true with sufficiently lowered expectations.
Sometimes it's hard to know if you really miss a decade
itself or who you used to be back then.
Solve a captcha to be allowed to login to a paid service,
are you fucking kidding me?
If your software project is not a mess it only means its
not yet ripe, give it time.
Attain knowledge to level up only to end up spawning more
idiots all around you, such is life.
Death and taxes has a nice ring to it until you realise
that taxes don't apply to the rich and they're still
working on the immortality bit.
Some people compare software development to legos, what
they don't often say is that the pieces are more often than
not of the wrong shape or colour for the task you're trying
to accomplish.
Relative and absolute arguments are incompatible, there is
no way to bridge them and preserve a coherent discussion.
My boss and co-workers were so preoccupied with whether
they should that they never stopped to wonder if they
actually could.
The mental picture of Putin wearing a diaper and playing
with red crayons on the floor.
There is a certain elegance to these solutions that never
would have been if not for piecemeal system growth. I can
appreciate their ludicrous complexity in the abstract.
I have a feeling this one trick pony is done carrying this
poor excuse for a human being back to the white house.
I'm a collector of hobbies, I really ought to focus my
attention but somebody has to specialise in generalism.
We all do what we must to distract ourselves from the fact
that we are no longer young.