My robot mower successfully docked itself tonight, they
grow up so fast!
The things I know about Emacs is only surpassed by the
things I am yet to discover about Emacs.
My age just caught up with my shoe size, now what?
Adventure never did meet Comfort.
Extremism is taking the easy path.
Even when less is more, just about right remains just about
right.
Even though you are just an extra in most peoples lives at
least you made it to the big screen.
The two most popular adhesive tapes used at my work is red
tape and duct tape.
Let the extra kilos go, if they were ever truly love
handles they will find their way back.
Scarcity is the desire multipier.
Egoists are particulary narrow minded humanists.
Snakes are really hard working animals, they're all about
making ends meet.
Some work is all about serving coffee and some work is all
about drinking coffee.
I'm a not practising minimalist.
In the fight between heart and mind the mind is left
wondering what the hell just happened.
Sometimes it feels like I don't have enough time for my
watch collection!
My robot lawn mower has taken on extra work as an apple
purée machine, it has ambitions beyond the upkeep of my
garden!
Working as a software developer is all about translation;
translating ideas into code, translating lousy ideas into
passable ones, translating hours at a desk into poor
posture and body aches.
The Internet was at least in part invented to distribute
snark and sarcasm to demographics without any prior
experiences thereof.
My mentally challenged neighbors have me frequently
considering moving to where there are no neighbors at all.
Chillies make everything better in a pain is close to
pleasure way.
I must admit I am gloating at the notion that AI has hit a
wall, what humanist could ever be rooting for AI?
Humour is my best and only tool to deal with the daily
stupidity of corporate procedures.
I am a soft kernel of dreams within a hard shell of musts.
Teaching myself moderation might be my most extreme
endeavour to date.
State religion is the marriage of the two main oppressors
of human freedom.
Apologies to my body, I had the best of intentions
attempting to work out!
Banking security measures evolve by adding procedures on
top of procedures until the whole tower of complexity
collapses on top of itself.
Real assholery demands sufficient amounts of nuclear
weapons to secure future assholery will still be an option.
It seems there was a jungle hiding inside my garden all
this time and all it needed was for me to go on vacation
for a few weeks.