Some obsessions just feel pretty good.
The simpler my pleasures the greater my wealth.
Taking the compulsive compliance asserting course at work
is just me trying to click buttons in shortest amount of
time possible.
My lawnmower knows no boundaries, it's a free spirit.
Employee recognition schemes are truely awful for anyone
not getting recognized, I would think they are on the whole
net negative.
The people who will criticise you for putting cream in your
carbonara don't even know to use curry in their bolognese!
Scoop: I love chicken soup.
I don't believe I have ever regretted not joining a
customer club.
Google Family Link is so bad I can only assume malice at
this point.
Specs is always the worst part of any project and mocks and
stubs are the worst parts of any spec.
Effective project leaders are much like yetis, you can make
what you want out of that.
I wonder if people being full of themselves is something
that is contagious and just has infected everyone or just
the natural order of things.
Parenting would be far easier had not so many parents
already left walk over from the very beginning.
Life is only deemed precious in times when doing so is
considered affordable.
The promise of a rainy day is to do pretty much nothing
without feeling too bad about it.
The people who are prone to radicalism are by nature not
interested in finding non-violent solutions, the violence
is already the end goal.
Justice is certainly not a given, but it is a comfort
knowing every bloody asshole of this world is going down
one way or another given enough time.
Banks offering a service that requires the adults to
accompany a minor during the banks office hours that just
happen to coincide with school and normal peoples work
hours.
Urges are deep sea creatures, perpetually biding their time
below, waiting for the most opportune moment to drag you
under.
Hangry already in anticipation of returning to my diet.
My robot mower successfully docked itself tonight, they
grow up so fast!
The things I know about Emacs is only surpassed by the
things I am yet to discover about Emacs.
My age just caught up with my shoe size, now what?
Adventure never did meet Comfort.
Extremism is taking the easy path.
Even when less is more, just about right remains just about
right.
Even though you are just an extra in most peoples lives at
least you made it to the big screen.
The two most popular adhesive tapes used at my work is red
tape and duct tape.
Let the extra kilos go, if they were ever truly love
handles they will find their way back.
Scarcity is the desire multipier.