The concept of an AI friend is such a sad thought.
Emacs is a journey that all too often is terminated by the
voyager calling a cab to get back to civilization.
Math teaches us that perfection is a place we will only
ever see postcards from.
The religion market is saturating, mergers are inevitable
and future imam and priest demand will be uncertain in the
short and long term.
The only commandment you need to stay away from shell:
exit.
The more you reflect on yourself the less you know who you
are.
Most life choices are not dressed up as choices at all!
To jump into cold water is to spend one second suspended in
the air tasting inevitability.
Being so oblivious about your future selfs estetic
preferences to be able to tattoo stuff on your skin must
feel liberating.
Impressed father-in-law by hitting bulls eye with bow and
arrow and eyes closed. Not going to attempt this twice.
Life is a struggle between what you want to do, what people
around you expect you to do and what yet unwritten history
books might want you to do.
If you're uncertain where your mind is at a little archery
practise will tell you just how in the moment you are.
School is an important environment to practise failing at
things.
My dog seem to be of the mind that the pee stain is always
more yellow on the other side of the road.
For me as an introvert to complain about the volume of my
neighbors music to their face you better believe it was
bloody loud.
It's 2035 and some self-important asshole billionaire has
sold the exlusive rights to the moon to an advertising
firm. We are all suffering through 30s commercials looking
at the night sky.
Lets hope referring to our production environment as "the
patient" isn't adding to the karma tab.
Child abuse was awful in 1984 too, let's not return to
those times.
Eww is both my web browser and how I feel about the modern
web for the most part.
Politicians on average understand just as little about any
one subject as they do about technology, that's meant to be
scary!
Pinza is Pizza for dyslectics.
Schrödingers technical debt, you don't have it unless you
go looking for it.
I want to emphasize I'm so over eating right now.
What do you call a really long lived pull request? A
branch-ausaurus!
If the younger generation believe the older generation to
be dinosaurs they ought to be more careful.
Google play store is absolute garbage much like amazon is
absolute garbage. Its a bloody race to the bottom and we're
approaching the goal posts.
Reading random indieweb blogs is soothing as people feel
relatable, unlike social media where its just barbies and
kens.
Sometimes I wish my legs were shorter so that I would have
an easier time to reach my daily 10k steps.
Meatsallad is really pushing the concept of a sallad but
its delicious regardless.
I know I can't possibly run from my problems, I can't even
run from my extra kilos.