School is an important environment to practise failing at
things.
My dog seem to be of the mind that the pee stain is always
more yellow on the other side of the road.
For me as an introvert to complain about the volume of my
neighbors music to their face you better believe it was
bloody loud.
It's 2035 and some self-important asshole billionaire has
sold the exlusive rights to the moon to an advertising
firm. We are all suffering through 30s commercials looking
at the night sky.
Lets hope referring to our production environment as "the
patient" isn't adding to the karma tab.
Child abuse was awful in 1984 too, let's not return to
those times.
Eww is both my web browser and how I feel about the modern
web for the most part.
Politicians on average understand just as little about any
one subject as they do about technology, that's meant to be
scary!
Pinza is Pizza for dyslectics.
Schrödingers technical debt, you don't have it unless you
go looking for it.
I want to emphasize I'm so over eating right now.
What do you call a really long lived pull request? A
branch-ausaurus!
If the younger generation believe the older generation to
be dinosaurs they ought to be more careful.
Google play store is absolute garbage much like amazon is
absolute garbage. Its a bloody race to the bottom and we're
approaching the goal posts.
Reading random indieweb blogs is soothing as people feel
relatable, unlike social media where its just barbies and
kens.
Sometimes I wish my legs were shorter so that I would have
an easier time to reach my daily 10k steps.
Meatsallad is really pushing the concept of a sallad but
its delicious regardless.
I know I can't possibly run from my problems, I can't even
run from my extra kilos.
The what-if phase of software development is the best phase
regardless of what comes next.
Shaving always leave me feeling 10 grams lighter and 10
years younger, highly recommended.
Fell asleep after work on the sofa hugging my dog, still
unclear who enjoyed that the most.
If I have already peaked it must have been a really small
peak for sure.
My father-in-law muttering to my mother-in-law: it's
taking too long for the murder to happen (he's reading
a thriller).
I can enjoy tea but I crave coffee.
Acutely aware that the rest of my life has already
commenced with me still searching for the map.
Lies are on average longer and more wordy than truths,
beware of long winding explanations.
If my robot lawn mower deems itself done after 10 minutes
of work, who am I to question its work morale?
The more abstract and complex the problem the more
assertive and certain the problem solver yielding
complexity as a shield against any critisism of the
proposed solution.
Having a dog enables enjoying solitude without looking like
a weirdo out on his own.
The old web was never lost, it just couldn't compete for
our attention.