(zerop *brain*)



πŸ“… 2024-07-12 @ 08:10
An all you can eat buffΓ© makes it sound like either a competition or someone emptying their fridge of anything still edible.


πŸ“… 2024-07-11 @ 08:29
A dog treat you in accordance with your treats.


πŸ“… 2024-07-10 @ 22:00
Fighting between siblings is part asserting of dominance, part entertainment, never does it make sense to the casual observer.


πŸ“… 2024-07-09 @ 22:15
Speaking another language is like becoming another person, perhaps we're only ourselves when quiet.


πŸ“… 2024-07-09 @ 22:11
Eating is a ritual that informs the stomach of the current time.


πŸ“… 2024-07-08 @ 15:37
A GADA watch is one you can wear in any health.


πŸ“… 2024-07-07 @ 22:14
That which is practical is never going to be sexy, these qualities are just incongruent.


πŸ“… 2024-07-06 @ 10:10
You don't need to be a syntax nazi to be antisemantical!


πŸ“… 2024-07-05 @ 19:30
We should rename the bird TΓΌrkiye just to mess with a certain autocrat.


πŸ“… 2024-07-05 @ 19:23
Intermittent eating and the worrying diet is not for everyone, always consult your doctor.


πŸ“… 2024-07-05 @ 13:59
Always make sure the horse you're betting on is the stable genius.


πŸ“… 2024-07-04 @ 13:32
Tech movie of the year: hidden bug, crouching developer.


πŸ“… 2024-07-03 @ 10:34
Make sure to read the fine print on any social contract you sign, that's how they get you!


πŸ“… 2024-07-03 @ 09:51
He who's been bitten by SQL will turn into a WHERE wolf.


πŸ“… 2024-07-02 @ 19:15
Web pages that don't render properly in eww are rarely worth the visit.


πŸ“… 2024-07-02 @ 08:42
Feeling uneasy about those unfinished branches I know deep down I will never revisit.


πŸ“… 2024-07-01 @ 23:13
People of America, like your statue you need to blindfold yourselves and start listening to the argument that is being made in your name.


πŸ“… 2024-07-01 @ 22:49
A firm opinion is only possible with a weak analysis.


πŸ“… 2024-07-01 @ 08:43
Had your life come with history commands would you be more inclined to undo or redo?


πŸ“… 2024-07-01 @ 08:37
Coincidentally the canine God is called Namuh.


πŸ“… 2024-07-01 @ 08:17
Thanks to AI instead of waiting for a slow response you get a prompt one!

#ai


πŸ“… 2024-06-30 @ 20:09
The bond between man and dog is a strong one and usually comes in lengths of 3 or 5 meters.


πŸ“… 2024-06-28 @ 11:06
Welcome to media without the social!


πŸ“… 2024-06-28 @ 09:11
In reality much of our stack seem to evolve according to the principle of survival of the hardest to deprecate.


πŸ“… 2024-06-27 @ 23:28
As the pension age increases we should consider to adjust the teen ages by introducing the twenteen right after nineteen.


πŸ“… 2024-06-27 @ 23:19
My dog is an intelligent breed, not a logical breed. She searches for my hidden treasures in the room she's been told to wait in.


πŸ“… 2024-06-27 @ 18:26
Future problems are the best problems as the future never arrives.


πŸ“… 2024-06-27 @ 15:00
My productivity is a delicate ecosystem sustained by silence and coffee.


πŸ“… 2024-06-27 @ 08:39
It is with disease I have to let you know that STI stands for sexually transmittable inheritance and its not as benign as it sounds.


πŸ“… 2024-06-26 @ 13:22
Emacs bankruptcy just means your config is not sufficiently large to be too big to fail.