Egoists are particulary narrow minded humanists.
Snakes are really hard working animals, they're all about
making ends meet.
Some work is all about serving coffee and some work is all
about drinking coffee.
I'm a not practising minimalist.
In the fight between heart and mind the mind is left
wondering what the hell just happened.
Sometimes it feels like I don't have enough time for my
watch collection!
My robot lawn mower has taken on extra work as an apple
purée machine, it has ambitions beyond the upkeep of my
garden!
Working as a software developer is all about translation;
translating ideas into code, translating lousy ideas into
passable ones, translating hours at a desk into poor
posture and body aches.
The Internet was at least in part invented to distribute
snark and sarcasm to demographics without any prior
experiences thereof.
My mentally challenged neighbors have me frequently
considering moving to where there are no neighbors at all.
Chillies make everything better in a pain is close to
pleasure way.
I must admit I am gloating at the notion that AI has hit a
wall, what humanist could ever be rooting for AI?
Humour is my best and only tool to deal with the daily
stupidity of corporate procedures.
I am a soft kernel of dreams within a hard shell of musts.
Teaching myself moderation might be my most extreme
endeavour to date.
State religion is the marriage of the two main oppressors
of human freedom.
Apologies to my body, I had the best of intentions
attempting to work out!
Banking security measures evolve by adding procedures on
top of procedures until the whole tower of complexity
collapses on top of itself.
Real assholery demands sufficient amounts of nuclear
weapons to secure future assholery will still be an option.
It seems there was a jungle hiding inside my garden all
this time and all it needed was for me to go on vacation
for a few weeks.
The available emacs solutions to problems I don't have
makes me longing for more problems of my own.
Taking things overly literally is a source of amusement.
With knowledge comes dissapointment in others.
Parting is the only way you get to see someone again.
I believe everyone need to stuff themselves full and get
slightly tipsy once in a while.
Morning coffee and silence is the foundation on which a new
day is built.
Watching my dogs reaction to breaking news I've concluded
my dog is on to something.
Far too early to tell if this bloody guy just pierced his
way to power again right now.
Subscript to a comic strip: Oh no, one candidate is too
old, who will save us? Look it's
Traitor-Fellon-Word-Salad man!
The modern QWERTY keyboard apparently stems from
Christopher Latham Sholes 1867 keyboard. To imagine a
keyboard is still the best way to interact with a computer
is bewildering, but this is where we all are years later.