The Internet was at least in part invented to distribute
snark and sarcasm to demographics without any prior
experiences thereof.
My mentally challenged neighbors have me frequently
considering moving to where there are no neighbors at all.
Chillies make everything better in a pain is close to
pleasure way.
I must admit I am gloating at the notion that AI has hit a
wall, what humanist could ever be rooting for AI?
Humour is my best and only tool to deal with the daily
stupidity of corporate procedures.
I am a soft kernel of dreams within a hard shell of musts.
Teaching myself moderation might be my most extreme
endeavour to date.
State religion is the marriage of the two main oppressors
of human freedom.
Apologies to my body, I had the best of intentions
attempting to work out!
Banking security measures evolve by adding procedures on
top of procedures until the whole tower of complexity
collapses on top of itself.
Real assholery demands sufficient amounts of nuclear
weapons to secure future assholery will still be an option.
It seems there was a jungle hiding inside my garden all
this time and all it needed was for me to go on vacation
for a few weeks.
The available emacs solutions to problems I don't have
makes me longing for more problems of my own.
Taking things overly literally is a source of amusement.
With knowledge comes dissapointment in others.
Parting is the only way you get to see someone again.
I believe everyone need to stuff themselves full and get
slightly tipsy once in a while.
Morning coffee and silence is the foundation on which a new
day is built.
Watching my dogs reaction to breaking news I've concluded
my dog is on to something.
Far too early to tell if this bloody guy just pierced his
way to power again right now.
Subscript to a comic strip: Oh no, one candidate is too
old, who will save us? Look it's
Traitor-Fellon-Word-Salad man!
The modern QWERTY keyboard apparently stems from
Christopher Latham Sholes 1867 keyboard. To imagine a
keyboard is still the best way to interact with a computer
is bewildering, but this is where we all are years later.
An all you can eat buffé makes it sound like either a
competition or someone emptying their fridge of anything
still edible.
A dog treat you in accordance with your treats.
Fighting between siblings is part asserting of dominance,
part entertainment, never does it make sense to the casual
observer.
Speaking another language is like becoming another person,
perhaps we're only ourselves when quiet.
Eating is a ritual that informs the stomach of the current
time.
A GADA watch is one you can wear in any health.
That which is practical is never going to be sexy, these
qualities are just incongruent.
You don't need to be a syntax nazi to be antisemantical!