(zerop *brain*)



📅 2024-06-12 @ 09:21
Luxury is not something you afford, it's something someone else will never dream to own.


📅 2024-06-11 @ 22:00
Let's cut to the chase and introduce a modern grading system based on internationally recognized emojis.


📅 2024-06-11 @ 15:16
It's perculiar how most of the things that make life enjoyable is also going to kill you in the end.


📅 2024-06-11 @ 13:25
Focus is a shy and delicate animal it can only ever flourish in quiet, out of sight.


📅 2024-06-11 @ 09:33
For every opinion you hold to be true or important there is some weirdo lurking online with the complete opposite belief, you are also someones weirdo!


📅 2024-06-11 @ 09:20
TIL: bash has builtin macro recording with the usual emacs inspired shortcuts!


📅 2024-06-11 @ 09:16
It's the marketing department, it's always the damned marketing department!


📅 2024-06-10 @ 13:04
People say they despise career politicians because they have never held a real job. Do they not know they are all sheep farmers?


📅 2024-06-10 @ 12:57
No matter how much a man learns it won't make a dent on the mountain of ignorance he carries on his back.


📅 2024-06-10 @ 10:55
What are the chances of winning the in-laws lottery?


📅 2024-06-10 @ 09:41
A people can only be truely ruled by first destroying its imagination.


📅 2024-06-09 @ 19:15
Family life is where focus goes do die.


📅 2024-06-08 @ 22:49
Shoutout to all my geek philosophers, in vino sulfitas my dudes!



📅 2024-06-08 @ 18:44
Bittorrent pirates should only be judged by a jury of their peers, they would always acquit!


📅 2024-06-08 @ 14:03
Sometimes the only surefire way to have your dog come to you is to run away from it.


📅 2024-06-08 @ 10:44
If news is breaking we ought to fix it but it can probably wait until tomorrow.


📅 2024-06-08 @ 10:11
Paid products sneaking in ads fills me with inexplicable rage like I was violated, good luck trying to sell me anything that way!



📅 2024-06-08 @ 09:41
Keep the tech stack to a minimum to maximize productivity.


📅 2024-06-08 @ 08:55
Everybody has an asshole in their life, usually since birth.


📅 2024-06-08 @ 08:54
As we get older we grow more and more competent only to have less and less time to yield it. Productive output is a constant.



📅 2024-06-07 @ 23:03
What kind of animal doesn't love dogs!


📅 2024-06-07 @ 22:58
What I truely need is a flat line what the world is telling me to strive for is an exponential curve.


📅 2024-06-07 @ 16:35
A hammock instantly transforms any clearing into a cozy living room.



📅 2024-06-06 @ 20:17
Arch enemy thy name is sibling.


📅 2024-06-06 @ 17:01
Listening to 99 Luftballons thinking about how to commemorate my 100th thought!


📅 2024-06-06 @ 14:50
With the invention of AI we can achieve complete human poisoning - artificial flavours for the body and artificial intelligence for the mind.

#ai


📅 2024-06-06 @ 12:34
Opinions are like balloons, mostly they deflate with time, sometimes they pop. If you let go they fly away.



📅 2024-06-06 @ 10:53
Anticipating the invention of a revolution without the human suffering, death and destruction.



📅 2024-06-06 @ 10:47
Startups need to be "innovative" because they have accomplished nothing. They can be "agile" because they have accomplished nothing.



📅 2024-06-05 @ 23:45
The trolley problem only serves to desensitize would be philosophers.