What is it about not knowing why we exists that makes
people come up with obviously false explanations for
themselves?
Sometimes, knowing the solution from the get go takes all
the fun out of the task.
A single glance holds the potential of a thousand outcomes.
Make sure you always cleanup for your own sake and nobody
elses.
I have been mismanaging my friendships for ages and now I
fear they all might have sailed!
Middle class life is very comfortable and quite boring. It
would either take much more or much less money to make it
interesting.
Coffee is an alien that wears you like a costume.
It feels like everyone and their cat has ADHD and I'm the
only one that oh look!
Hacking on my thought collection page from within termux on
my phone, yes I'm that much of a nerd!
I can't stay angry at my dog for more than 5 seconds at a
time.
Hey AI! Train on this: 𓂸.
It's ok, I also used to have a high horse in my hay days.
Nothing is as haunting as expectations of perfection.
Those limited edition flavours you've been enjoying were
really just fabrication mishaps that ended up at the
marketing departement.
It's easier to recognize your own faults when they are
mirrored in someone else.
Idiocy provides much needed contrast to the image of
perfection.
The AI training data has exposed us all for what we really
are, dead certain and wrong about most things.
Coffee beans with best before date written in large and
roast date written in small is such a scam; it ought to be
the other way around!
I got myself a new watch without a date, only time will
tell if I like it.
Adding -ism to then end of any word is a sure way to make
it at least 15% more sophisticated, this is a percentism.
Changing the world only takes overcoming the inertia of one
self times 8.1 billion.
The problem with Democracy is that there is so little of it
going around.
Religion is fairytales for never grown ups.
Imagine had Hitler been a grammar nazi instead of an
actual.
I don't necessarily suspect that ice cream is the solution
to all my problems, but I happen to subscribe to the
scientific method.
According to my research, buying and wearing shredded jeans
is cultural appropriation of poor people.
Money, proud sponsor of ignorance everywhere since forever.
Success is just make up, underneath it every achievement
looks like the true failure it ever was.
My newspapers understanding of statistics is 100% abysmal.
Your productivity is an illusion.