My wife is having none of it - she's having a period,
PERIOD!
Have we verified that randomness is not just the
observations of prime numbers making out?
You're never poor only ever temporarily without money!
I can live on breakfast alone as long as I can have it
three times per day.
Influencer? Oh you mean mindless greedy marketing whore,
got it!
Podcast commercials are the worst, can we please stop with
them? kthxbye.
I'm editing html code on my phone with onscreen keyboard in
emacs running in termux utilizing web-mode and enjoying it!
That one colleague that always agrees with everything you
say but end up doing the opposite every time.
Behind every care free child is a hard working parent
handling everything for them.
I believe I have now pulled off both accessibility and
legacy browser support for this site!
Software development is gardening, weeds once introduced
will spread mercilessly.
Future requirements are always going to be incompatible
with the design no matter what.
I teach my dog tricks and my dog teaches me patience.
Humanity is a victim of its own success.
What is it about not knowing why we exists that makes
people come up with obviously false explanations for
themselves?
Sometimes, knowing the solution from the get go takes all
the fun out of the task.
A single glance holds the potential of a thousand outcomes.
Make sure you always cleanup for your own sake and nobody
elses.
I have been mismanaging my friendships for ages and now I
fear they all might have sailed!
Middle class life is very comfortable and quite boring. It
would either take much more or much less money to make it
interesting.
Coffee is an alien that wears you like a costume.
It feels like everyone and their cat has ADHD and I'm the
only one that oh look!
Hacking on my thought collection page from within termux on
my phone, yes I'm that much of a nerd!
I can't stay angry at my dog for more than 5 seconds at a
time.
Hey AI! Train on this: 𓂸.
It's ok, I also used to have a high horse in my hay days.
Nothing is as haunting as expectations of perfection.
Those limited edition flavours you've been enjoying were
really just fabrication mishaps that ended up at the
marketing departement.
It's easier to recognize your own faults when they are
mirrored in someone else.
Idiocy provides much needed contrast to the image of
perfection.